So this morning I woke up and meandered downstairs and routinely turned on the T.V. just to see if there was anything exciting on. I noticed nothing of interest--no Million Dollar Listing :(. So as usual I kept the T.V. on and walked away (I know, waste of energy... whatever.) But you will thank me for not being green (I am trying to build the suspense here). Then the Tyra show was on- if you have not seen the Tyra show, its entertaining... So I glanced at the info to see what the episode was about and low and behold TWILIGHT! with Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson guest appearances. I didn't know what to expect, well because if you have seen the Tyra show, well you understand then. So they come on and have some interesting talking while I giggle hysterically in anticipation for something hilarious to happen. I didn't have to wait very long because after like 20 seconds of Tyra's small talk, she asks Rob to BITE her and he does. I roll around the floor laughing and try to compose myself for more hilarity; they don't dissapoint. Then Tyra makes a comment about Taylor's teeth being the prettiest she has had on the show (truthful statement.) and then he is like "Would you like them to bite you?" and she is like "Yes, bite my leg." Poor Taylor goes on the move when she was like ahahaha no. just kidding. I have a conniption fit at this point. BUT WAIT! there is MORE! Then Tyra whips out G-Strings with Team Taylor and Team Robert written on them. (the only thing to make this more hilarious would be to play the thong song- which sadly did not happen) Rob wraps them around his hands and makes me die laughing while Taylor is like "NO NO NO!!!" (what an awkward lovely child )
EDIT BY NYERA: I FOUND THE LINK onutube! and on the official Tyra site
AHHH. I editted the post but the second half of the post disappeared NOOOO. SHE'S GOING TO KILL ME EVEN THOUGH IT WASNT MY FAULT!!! Caroline, come back and retype the rest of your story :(
I know what the problem is. Caroline made a heart with an arrow head and a 3 but the arrow head messed up all the HTML. no arrow heads next time.
And the playlists thing was the celebrity playlists on itunes have the twilight cast.
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OMG. i bet you probably texted me but my cell died like 16 hours ago :(
i basically had a heart attack reading this post. but the link didnt work because the vid was removed (copyright and junk)
BUT I WILL FIND IT!
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU DELETED THE SECOND PART OF THE STORY!!! THAT WAS THE BEST PART!!! EVEN THOUGH I DONT REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO I TRIED TO PUT THE NEW LINKS UP BUT YOU MESSED IT UP WITH YOUR STUPID <3!!!!!
YOU CANT USE < OR > IN THE POSTS BECAUSE IT WILL MESS UP ALL THE HTML!!!! SILLY BUTT!
I AM NOT A SILLY BUTT!! MAYBE SILLY BUT NOT A BUTT!! YOU ARE A VISAGE DERIERE!!! GO LOOK IT UP!!
*snort*
i didn't even have to look it up. ha.
ok fine i had to look up visage.
thanks for teaching me new vocab words :)
you should be my SAT tutor.
*double snort*
HHAHAHAAH OMG FUNNY STORY!!
My mom got me an SAT tutor, and he friended me on fbook woowwwzers. it was kindof weird. hahaha other funny story= how we are the only ones commenting on this post which i thought was hillar, but obv no one else cause no one commented and it looks like one person is having a convo with themselves. haha
hahaha oh yeah and im on my sisters computer cuase mine is being stupid so thats why it says johanna and not caroline and or bitemeatwilightpodcast. lolz;
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