Golden Onion Anyone?!

I LOVED the Twilight movie. OMG. There are no real words to describe it. My favorite part was how it was so different from the book and it was so bad that it was good. AND i loved the jokes. They were so funny!!!! Hahahaha Oh Catherine Hardwick, what would we do without you and your spinning scenes in the movie? (every 2 seconds)  Hahahahaha this movie is wayyy to funny for its own good.  Its good for people like me who can't sit still because the scenes have no connection with one another and you could just pick up on the movie at any point. I hated the squealers though in the movie theatre when i just wanted to enjoy a scene's intenseness. Jacob was in it the right amount, The nomads were in it the right amount (except that random Victoria scene at the end... random), Charlie's moustache was in it the right amount, the golden onion needed to be in it more though.  

Jacob needs to cut his hair- he looks so homely with the wig on. I say take it off (my motto for the movie)

Special effects- not so great (sparkling????/glitter much?) but still a classic laugh. 

but JASPER was AMAZING and HILLARIOUS. i love him so much. he needs to be in the movie more. If you dont know who he is, hes the one who looks pained- hahaha!

I also love how Emmett was always on top of a car. it made me laugh.

Their relationships were so funny. loved when jessica described all the cullens (see jasper above)

I should probably stop this sooo last but not least... MIKE IS MY HERO!!!! hahahah- the diner scene, dancing? classic! i would ditch edward and go for mike.  Oh bella.

Caroline

P.S. did anyone else think that Edward looked like he had to go poop every time he was "struggling" with Bella's smell? Oh Robert Pattinson, the movie would not have been as good without those scenes.  I'm just wondering how long he practiced those looks.